Oprah, interviewing, you're doing it wrong.

@prestocaro fears the culling: I will get a framed picture of PRESIDENT Garfield. That will be so meta! Then will people ask why? I'll say, because I love lasagna, of course.

Hello? What about Smilely Face?

This is too near the bone. I feel like Stephanie V at my day job, and want to do a better job but am overwhelmed by the amount of tasks I am given.

Industry is in trouble when Sinbad has to tell it like it is.

THAT was dreckitude.

I am liking Jessica Alba more and more. She handled a pretty insane question with some compassion for that poor girl who should DTMA.

Snooki and her beloved pickles HUGE improvement over Jon Gosselin

Maxwell, hush.

So hot right now.

Please make it Rome. Not only would The Situation get shown up by Italian men on the regular, but the the JS girls would be a high commodity (i.e. Snooki' for love will finally pay off!) as they won't be stone cold like the Italian women.

Vincent mon amour what have you done?!?!

Dear Diary,

I have never enjoyed following a train of thought as much as Moe's.

This is mind boggling. Didn't she advocate safe sex and admit that abstinence only education wasn't realistic for her generation not so long ago?

You have answered my prayers. I have seriously missed Moe.

PLEASE don't tell me Melanie Laurent is dating QT... maybe they went as friend dates and are plotting the most epic film on the French Revolution a la he and Uma's masterminding of Kill Bill?

How interesting that Lee Daniels assumed that a big girl would have a gruff voice. Wouldn't a girl like Precious, who rarely spoke, be more inclined to be soft-spoken?

The fact is, Wyclef Jean immediately responded and returned to his home country, and will be crucial in the rebuilding of Haiti long after the media has moved on. The funds he has raised will be needed for the rebuilding efforts for years to come, and I trust that he will continue to use his position to leverage…

@fridaphile: Seriously!