What an idiot.

I just choked on my breakfast taco.

Girl you should of got best supporting for Out of Sight.

Eli Roth is the Bear Jew of my dreams

Catelynn and Tyler are so sweet and honest with each other. I hope those two kids get out of dodge when they graduate.

The Ed Hardy shirt over his hipster plaid is an especially awful touch.

You're kidding about Music&Lyrics, right? Pop! Goes My Heart was inspired genius!

@partiegrl: I always coveted the Natalie Imbruglia shaggy short do in Torn...

When 'Franco' curls in the fetal position and re-enacts his own birth, he will have jumped the performance art shark.

Only Ange can make a caftan HAWT!!! Maddox is too cute. No comment on that roadkill attached to Brad's face.

I guess there could be a Team Bella if Twilight took a vintage 90210 twist a la Kelly Taylor and Bella chose herself. But Bella is pretty boring, albeit a good daughter and student (although not incredibly ambitious as she constantly alludes to how much smarter Edward is than she is).

Snowmarooned in a boat. Genius.

This is my sister's famous rum cake, if you switch the ol' sherry, for an ENTIRE bottle of dark rum which gets somehow soaked up, glazed on and glommed onto to the chemical buttery cakey richness.

Um, even more appetizing than the menu: Chef Marcus Samuelsson.

@Dodai: color me confused. I took issue only with the "theory". #freepeople

The implication that poor people don't care about their appearance is really kind of offensive. I guess it depends on what we mean by poor. Some of these looks are a weird kind of homeless chic, but I don't agree that you have to be skinny and white to wear these styles. I have emo Mexican-American cousins who rock…

Laura needs to guest spot on 30Rock as Kenneth's sister NOW. Love her. #americasnexttopmodelhulahiphop

Whatever Megan Fox is hot and did a bang up job in Jennifer's Body. I have no issues with her. I appreciate that she has an opinion and isn't afraid to say it. #meganfoxhate