Scott Baio is an ignorant asshole. #kirstiealleytwitter

@ExtensionOfBob: Live in New England for one year, and have real undyed delicious vermont cheddar, and you will never look at kraft slices the same way. It's an abomination. #nationalnachosday

How could you not include this gem:

wait, who in their right mind puts canned cheddar on nachos? #nationalnachosday

No Jermaine!! Say it ain't so!! #gwynethpaltrow

@FrannyG: Right? I thought this article would discuss Miley not having the opportunity to embrace and own her sexuality, while Taylor Lautner does.

I only go to Gawker now to read their hilarious and insightful Glee recaps. Why do you write about Glee Sadie if you hate it? I think it speaks to the misfit who just wants to DANCE! #glee

@bitchyolympian: well said. if the pink cabs start to take away business, it will make a bigger statement that giving a feminist lecture to every leering sexist cab driver. #pinktaxis

While it may not address the harassment problem (which would entail a total cultural shift in Mexico), it's great that there is a whole new source of jobs for women that were typically an all male industry.

@Flackette Goes Retro: Cue Keanu Reeve's speech in "Parenthood" #balloonboybarfs

South Park is just NOW using "Fuck the pain away"?

And David Lee Roth cries a single tear as the California girls are denied their God-given right to wear French bikinis. #misscalifornia

I was teased by friends for dating guys 5 years younger than me for awhile, but it's true that it was an energy and openness that I liked about the gents. #cougars

oops!

This is heartbreaking. I hope she gets the support she needs. #castersemenya

I think one had never parallel-parked and one had never used a meter.

New look is cool and once I understand this whole hashpoundtagtip it will rock.