Vincent Kartheiser if I saw you on the bus I might kiss you.

What's more endearing? Jayde telling Brody to open the "fucking" presents (literally after Cavallari's gift) or Brody calling her a bitch in front of his mother and friends?

Damnit! Why do I always agree with John Mayer?

Quote from Rachel "But the guy didn't DO anything!"

But anti-abortion activists use SUCH peaceful tactics... STFU Rachel.

Whatever is definitely annoying, and insulting. It completely disregards what you say when someone responds with "whatever".

That graphic really creeps me out. That is a lifesize doll with crazy eyes.

There is something odd about passing up tater tots.

benjamin madden if by counter-intuitive they mean music, yes, you are.

Srsly? I guess it's a take on the Vanity Fair Hollywood Issue where it's a group shot. But that is pretty Seventeen mag of them to have alternate covers.

I am a strict condom user and I am addicted to my boyfriend's smell...

There is something telling in that she doesn't address the question of how she could have gotten multiple unwanted pregnancies until the end of her book, and then in an unsatisfying way for the reader. It sounds as if the recounting is as steeped in denial. Like she is not really facing her past.

@plantainforbrains: Is "Good Hair" less valid if it was made by a man? The film was inspired by a heartbreaking comment his daughter made about not having "good hair". I think that gives him some authority to tell this story, as he does not want his daughters to have a negative self-image.

I love how Sherri mentions Botox, because as I was watching Barbara Wah-wah, I was mystified by her facial muscles NOT MOVING.

I do think Parisians (because we are talking about Paris and not France) walk more than the typical American and that there is something to be said for enjoying real food, as opposed to processed.

It's just that, God, I mean, the Kristen Stewart School of Acting is just so, it's like, SO Party of Five School of... [pause to run fingers through hair] Acting.

Chris Rock has charmed me for life by making this movie.

and..... what's misogynistic? it's roller derby, they fell, it's funny, and wince-inducing.

"I'd add something to that as well: why not just not answer the relationship part of your Facebook profile?"

Courtney should goop her kidneys