During one of those intimate conversations you have at the beginning of a relationship where you talk about your exes, I described my first ex as boring and the second as obtuse.

I kind of love that Courtney Love has appropriated twat for tweet. Who knew there was a 13 year old girl inside of her?

This is unreal.

I love blaming poor manners and inappropriate behavior on my hyper-hypo disorder

Veronica Sawyer nor Heather 1,2, or 3 would ever wear cork soled shoes.

I need a muffin stat!

Why is Jezebel sounding the alarm at every story, press release, television show, etc that is OMG SHAMING FAT PEOPLE!! This site is getting as obsessed with weight as the lady mags.

SPOILER LATOYA!!! I can't believe you gave away the end. I never would have guessed the director would get Botox.

Uhh it's too meta, with Cavillari saying she purposely stirred shit up.

No, just a big emphatic no.

Seriously? Are we supposed to believe these women live in a time capsule and don't age?

I give major props to anyone NOT on Facebook, Myspace, blah blah ad nauseum. It's kind of cool and counter culture.

She has consistently in her time in the spotlight had a lot more to say the Hasselbeck. I'll take a loud-mouthed punkrocker with a conservative streak over a cheerleader anyday.

Thank you posting about this, I think it's brilliant and actually made me stop, make myself "breakfast" (it's nearly 1:30pm and all I have had is iced coffee) and really consider what I am eating. My boyfriend is stick thin and suffers from many of the same ailments as Nick (swap smelly feet for bad breath though). …

Every summer my family cans blackberry jam and I broke the mold by making blackberry-lime jam. It was laborious but totally fun.

Color me not impressed. Her big break was giggling and being stoned in Knocked Up? Now this contrived twee movie?

@hollygirl: harrumph, harrumph

Chellie Pingree in 2016!

@Aidan_: Was it the town Gummo was filmed in, where those creepy kids caught cats and sold them to the local Chinese restaurant?

Poor kittehs. Future serial killer dudes.