Is The Hobbit really trying to squeeze too much into one film? It seems to me like it's trying desperately to stuff material that could almost fill one film into three.

Downplaying robot racism, man? You're part of the problem.

You earn $97 per hour and you only made $9534 in five and a half weeks? You're kind of a slacker, aren't you? Grammatically challenged bastard.

Crazy things can happen to people in Chicago.

BOOM!!

I am downvoting your post.

Vice-President Cheney? YOU watch this show?!?!

You.

Chopin: (runs hands through hair) "I hope you don't mind if I . . . well . . . . um . . . (pulls long face, runs fingers through hair yet again) . . . die of tuberculosis."

Much more sad than Hidell. Seriously. I can bring notes from my doctors.

I think you're asking that the show spend more time exploring what's basically the McGuffin - the end of civilization provides the opportunity for Phil's and Carol's and Melissa's ideas about civilization to bang up against each other. Maybe more details about the way people responded to the virus will eke out over…

Have you ever visited Wisconsin?

And what are the social sciences? Chopped liver?

Finally! Somebody who gets me!!

But your grass makes such a lovely noise when I piss on it.

Come on, now. When you strip away the accents, isn't "attractive woman who smirks a lot" your basic description of Meryl Streep's career?

I'd like to confidently interrogate Kat Dennings about proper transgender terminology and loudly berate her when she failed to demonstrate a sufficiently warrior-like commitment to social justice.

Is the takeaway from this that Gwen Ihnat is a "woman"?