So many people do not understand the risk he takes by playing without having that longterm guaranteed money. The hundreds of people commenting on his posts about how he screwed them because they drafted him with their 1st round fantasy football pick is frankly disgusting. Who gives a shit that you drafted the guy, if…

The process here boggles the mind.

I first saw this on this site with NBA articles, and I am also sick of the “(Random Player) Out for the Year and Everything Sucks.” If I’m a Rockets fan, or a partisan fan of any contender at all, if Curry gets hurt and is out for the year, I’m not gonna say, “God that sucks, I am robbed of the joy of watching a great…

Was there a major injury I don’t remember?

I mean, topic sentences, people. I learned this in high school English.

I am not being a hipster when I say I legitimately like it and keep a bottle in my house at all times (I rarely partake by myself but it comes out with friends often). It is absolutely off-putting the first time... ok, the first 4-5 times. But it grows on you and honestly isn’t that worse than most well-level whiskeys…

Nah, this is useful, applicable advice.

I like the no-pants Mets look because it’s both fashion chic and a good money saving idea for the Wilpons. 

When I moved to Manhattan a little over a year a go, I chuckled at the article about the woman complaining about the loud ice cream truck.

Too Cool's dancing spot in the 2000 Royal Rumble, where Brian and Scotty convince Rikishi to put the Rumble aside and briefly dance with them before a double clothesline and elimination, is one of my favorite wrestling memories from childhood (credit to Scotty for going back-to-back with that spot and the Kane/Taker…

The questions have been insipid pap since this column started. If it’s any consolation, the answers are consistently even worse.

WNBA games are only 40 minutes long, I think, and while NBA teams average 97 to 102 possessions a game, WNBA teams average 78 to 83 possessions a game.

This is the artisanal, acorn-fed, small-batch bratwurst of legal sausage production. You pay a premium for this kinda stuff.

Don’t worry, I’m right there with you! This is very much not how the system should work (prescriptively), but it is precisely how the system works (descriptively).

Okay, so I know this is going to be an insanely unpopular opinion and I think, as a matter of good-person-ness, that MGM should not do this and it’s gross, but:

For the last time, it’s called “Conversion Therapy.”

“People arent allowed to speak publicly about how someone hurt them because the person who hurt them might get hurt.”

We had a drink called “the latest technology” that was equal parts tab, jagermeister, and nyquil

Carly Rae Jepsen’s E· MO· TION: “Run Away With Me”, “Emotion”, “I Really Like You”.

Conor and a few others understood that part of the game already. But what we have here is “when keeping it fake goes wrong.”