A kielbasa is solid, resilient, has a nice snap to it.

Oh, I wasn’t arguing that Rose doesn’t hit harder than Joanna, especially since they have very striking styles, but rather looking back wondering if that was the only thing happening there. One of the issues with MMA is that so many things really only start clicking when looking a few fights back and you can see how…

Lana Del Rey sings pretty explicitly about sex. It would still look weird to see a male journalist go “how do you like to fuck, though?”

If there’s a pit in Indiana, we all know who to call.

This is Jezebel. Sometimes it’s totally proper to mock someone’s personal appearance, lifestyle choices, relationships, and mental or physical health. Other times, people react like you just smashed a puppy with a brick on YouTube. The fun part is that you never know which one it will be until you open the thread!

Same. Also, the selling point of those deluxe editions was that they contained pages from her journals from her preteen years through... sometime later (I have no idea). If she didn’t include anything about one of the most talked-about things to happen to her, it would be *more* weird.

I don’t know, this is like the…

If you see Shifty Shellshock, you’re in crazytown.

Honestly the best bar stool sports content I’ve ever seen. 

I think they do because Taurasi got ejected as well, and she has on the warm-ups.

I knew without looking that the game was in Phoenix.  Griner only does this kind of shit at home.  

I’m the last person to consider myself a “Swifty” but having read the article, it strikes me as a tad disingenuous to leave behind the context in the author claiming advocacy / representation in her chosen “Welcome to New York” quote. In full it reads “And you can want who you want. Boys and boys and girls and girls”…

No, this is poetic:

Even Drew’s answer is delusional. Sean Bradley was an insane athlete compared to “normal” seven-foot-plus people. There are numerous “very tall even for the NBA” guys, even ones who want to play basketball, who never come close to making the league.

Population of NYC - 8.6 million
Population of people in the US Who Don’t Care about NYC - 318.6 million

Because the whole world lives in the NY metro area.

Panel of Dieticians Announce 6-Foot Party Sub “Not Optimal” for Lunch

Or, maybe Dana White is a dirtbag and doesn’t give a shit.

I wish the Red Stars (Chicago’s team) didn’t play in an industrial wasteland in an area completely unserved by public transit, and that takes over an hour to drive to in traffic. 

If you outlaw golf, only the outlaws will golf.

You see, this is why I’m moving on from Deadspin and their constant focus on politcs and heading more and more over to the Ringer where they are talking about the things that really matter to me as a sports fan like which Rom-Com from 2003 holds up the best.