“At first glance the answer seems obvious...Of course Eden Hazard is no disappointment.” The article should have ended right there to be honest.

Bayley, of all people, is the only one I can think of that uses it regularly.

Normally this column takes the most ridiculous questions seriously. This week we get the flippant answer to a question that’s actually controversial.

Tonight, her hot streak ends. Tonight, Cambage’s ship runs aground on the rocks of the mighty defense of my beloved Chicago Sky.

Just kidding. The Sky’s defense sucks. She’ll probably score 40.

Damn, did I enjoy this article.  Well done, Craig.

Taking the Blue Line *from* O’Hare does cost $5 one-way. They charge extra specifically for passengers getting on at O’Hare.

Congratulations on knowing some polysyllabic words. We’re all very happy for you.

She played to a reported 60,000 last night. Struggling is a relative term here.

If you do know...still probably best not to google it.

That’s what Titus Worldwide is for.

This is a lot of talk about the “greatness” of a 5th place team and their reaction to beating a 6th place team.

I mean I’ll give you beating Juventus is a nice one, but it seems the proportion of articles about Spurs’ greatness to the amount of trophies they win is way out of whack.

Somehow this is all happening inside of Tommy Westphall’s snowglobe.

I’ve watched a bunch of old rumbles lately and it’s pointed out all the damn time how stupid it is to interfere with an elimination.

Asuka ruined Ember Moon’s moment at the last Takeover. It’s the circle of life.

What would Chris Evert know about being an elite athlete anyway?

Someone needs to let Thomas Davis know that leaping head first is not proper blocking technique.

I swear by the “Soft Rock nap” using my cable’s soft rock music channel.

It’s literally on the USA Network!

Somewhere Doug Flutie silently nods in sympathy with Tyrod.

“Pinterest poetry” is, and I say this as a fan, her whole brand.