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I think we ARE moving forward overall, in the big picture; yet the backlash is significant enough to still cost way too many people their lives and create utter misery.

You’re a deliberate troll, and I have no idea who let you out of the greys, but let me just dispatch that first ridiculous lie

It’s almost like Trump is coordinating with FOX News as a quasi-state sponsored media company.

I think at the end the money laundering and whatever else they did is going to take the entire lot down, Pence included. Old Potato face is probably trying to cover his ass, El Cheeto’s not so much...

Well if that’s true, then that’s a completely different thing. In which case he would indeed be indicting Trump. And I would eagerly look forward to the angry Trump tweets about Bannon being a liar and the following right-wing civil war.

Overly critical mothers that set us up for a lifetime of self doubt and an unreasonable desire to please?

Nah, you’re missing the point. By saying it was treasonous, he’s really saying:

“They were simply present to broadcast a man in Times Square hitting a bong and then proceeding to blow the smoke into the camera.”

“Up next on Hannity... Pearls: Are we clutching them tight enough?”

Hannity did a marijuana once in college and he calmed the fuck down for like 20 minutes.

If we don’t stop the reefer madness, some terrorist is going to light up a joint in Vegas and 60 people are going to die from the weed exposure. #nottoosoontotalkweedcontrol

So if CNN is a “fake news network,” was the guy REALLY blowing pot smoke?

“Service charge” = “servis compris” which means service has been included in the check. End of story. As the customer I don’t need to buy the waiter’s baby bitty baby shoes or a new toy, I’m not obligated to pay to send the waitstaff’s children to college. Who actually gets the service fee is between the restaurant

What you’re saying is an out-and-out lie, though. I’m assuming you’re FOH staff and I’m assuming you’re the sort who won’t explain the bill to the patron when delivering it.

That’s for the waitstaff to take up with their owner then. I left room for a tip and the owner took it for whatever shit purpose. I’m not paying twice and making it my problem.

I’m sure you’re a nice person in real life and have some redeeming qualities, but I completely disagree with your assessment. First time I heard of Cardi B, I was a little taken aback, but she’s got a good story and she is definitely entertaining and endearing. She’s street-wise and playful and her multiethnic

They punch down, and then get all “OH, so it’s okay when a [insert minority group here] says it?!” when people respond with exhausted sighs instead of belly-laughter.

I wanna punch this guy in the face, break his nose, and drink his blood. He gives all of us Indians a bad name.

It’s always interesting to watch conservatives attempt humor. The references are almost always hilariously out of date, the attempts at self-deprecation are usually painfully forced, and it comes across like they decided to improv the first take and then felt it was comedy gold that couldn’t be topped. It’s like

Don’t be looking around incredulously among the Trump supporters in your life for what they think now, when they said they’d just wanted “bad” undocumented immigrants to go. They are perfectly fine with this. This is what they intended. They really meant that all undocumented immigrants are “bad.”