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Man, Forbidden Friendship and Test Drive are two of my favorite scores ever.

In some capacity I’m sure The RZA will be involved.

So it’s kind of an Enter the Dragon-esque, kung fu superhero origin story with an inner city setting.

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Next you’ll tell me they’ve invented the Multipass.

Tennis players - the kids at the yacht club too spicy for the sailing team

I suppose if they wore helmets in tennis he would have thrown his, glorious hair whipping in the wind, exploding with anger as he charged the net

Man, if someone did that to me on a tennis court I’d definitely throw my New Balances at him.

Don’t get me wrong, it’s impressive. I’d hate to see what I’d do at the plate against even low A talent. I’m guessing a solid .000/.000/.000 line.

Yeah, Jordan sucked at baseball too. But he was good at basketball. Really good, actually.

“What are you DOING? No! Nooooo!”

In related news, Tebow finally made contact with someone else’s genitals.

... although he was kind enough to sign the ball for Brustman

I kinda get the feeling Ford is doing some house cleaning of iconic roles.

There’s no such thing as a “normal friendly clown.” All clowns are fucking weird and terrifying and should be considered threatening.

I dunno, I just rewatched the trailer and yeah the effects look terrible and the plot is probably shite but...I want to get high and watch it right now.

A shakedown. Rattle the NK cage, and charge Seoul out the nose for THAAD.

This is the least corrupt league Gronk has ever participated in.

I’ll give you a star once they know what’s wrong with him.

"If I must die, let it be as a free man."