I will devour this like so much maple sugar snow candy.

What they don't realize is God made Man to hold my damn bag when I'm drinking whiskey.

Once again, with feeling:

Obviously we're doing our own lame claim to fame thread, right? Ok, I'll start. I once smoked the world's smallest joint with the cello player for Flight of the Conchords.

HE SELLS MONOGRAMMED COFFEE THERMOSES (PROBABLY).

it's likely that my kid will be fully vaccinated (fortunately I don't have medical/food allergies) and that will STILL be one of my major concerns for any daycare/school. On some kids the vaccinations just don't work. I don't want to risk that if it's avoidable. But if your neighborhood public school has a low…

i just wanted to give a shout out to the #8 Halsted bus, which I take daily and am in fact about to board right now. Chicago, holla!

As you mention, Costco (unlike Walmart) pays their employees a living wage, with decent health benefits. They can label their merchandise any goddamned way they please.