I agree with your sentiment entirely but the pedant in me has to point out that at large law firms, attorneys don’t start as clerks or anything- they start as associates with large salaries. Of course we all have six figure student loans to cancel it out and those jobs are tough to get for the majority of law grads.

She’s very funny on Great News! Which is a very funny show everyone should watch.

Didn’t Bob’s Burgers already make this?

I can’t handle this damn story because of that manuscript burning scene. It’s like an arrow straight to the heart. I would never, never forgive Amy if I was Jo.

Yep. Started Lexapro this year and BOY HOWDY are my days better. I always figured I didn’t need anything because I was capable of getting out of bed, going to work, public speaking, etc. But now I can do those things without my heart constantly racing and my brain constantly worrying things into the ground.

This is... I mean, I’m a corporate attorney who has never in my life set foot in a courtroom and took as few litigation based classes in law school as possible, and I could fumble through the answer to a few of these questions. So this guy is not only unqualified, he’s either stupid or straight up slept for 3 years in…

Curly headed monster here (although it’s unevenly curly and takes forever to dry so I usually blow dry). I’m deeply embarrassed about how much I spend on hair products but my hair has become WILDLY more manageable since I started using Aveda products. I don’t think I can go back.

“I Could Probably Try Harder” would be my memoir title for sure.

Sure- take a self defense class, break the predator’s nose. Be known as that crazy actress who breaks the noses of powerful men, never get a job again in your chosen field because we put the impetus on women to stop assault rather than on men to stop assaulting. Problem solved!

I didn’t read the article but saw a headline saying he was too old for the long flight. Not sure if that’s true but it makes sense- it would be a lot of stress on an older dog.

lord, do I love Aritzia. It’s the one shop I’ll actually go to in person these days. I love that I can find comfy clothes, work clothes, and going out clothes all in that one store, and the shopping experience feels ritzy but inclusive.

My parents bought some fabric ones and filled them with assorted chocolates from world market, which was way better than the pre-packed ones. If you’re crafty, it’s easy to make them with felt!

Yesssss I buy a tea one every year for my office. I love it.

Spotify is the most useful thing I pay for on a monthly basis. I use it every day at work and they have hundreds and hundreds of awesome curated playlists by genre, mood, decade. If you have it and haven’t dived into those, get your butt in there. Listening to “Roots Rising” now, one of the many many amazing…

Also adding for posterity Miguel Angel Silvestre. If my picture doesn’t come through do yourself a HUGE favor and google his fine ass. Then go watch Velvet and Sense8 so you can stare at him more.

My parents are exactly the same. They look at my chemex like it’s some sort of alien device every time they come to visit, and always offer to buy me a keurig for christmas.

Someone in my office wears them every day and I don’t know why HR hasn’t called her in yet. We have a business casual dress code, not a “wear clothes for children to a professional office” dress code.

OOOooooooooooooo, I get this a lot. I’ll take care of myself with the gobs of money I save on kids, thanks. They’re cute, but so is a bungalow in those old people villages in florida where everyone travels by golf cart and a nurse does rounds every day.

When does George Soros sleep? That man must be so tired, with all the time he spends being behind EVERY DAMN THING according to Trumpsters.

It’s the bessssssssssssst. I’m so forgetful and SO bad at remembering to refill prescriptions and having nuvaring just arrive in my mailbox every month is incredible.