Nurx is the freaking best. I use it for my regular BC and it helps me with my horrible memory and tendency to not refill prescriptions (I know, I know). Nuvaring just arrives in my mailbox once a month. Boom.

No, though I did cut out dairy recently for totally unrelated reasons. My doctor figures mine are caused by light sensitivity and teeth grinding, although I did just start getting aural, non pain-based migraines so I’ll be going back for another round of “what the heck is causing this.” I’ll ask about food-based…

Came here to say this. My migraine medication makes me really sick to my stomach (fun, right?) and saltines a) are the only thing I can keep down, and b) actually help to settle my stomach.

Please ignore Adam Scott

Ideal scenario: Justin gets to perform 20 seconds of sexyback, after which Janet Jackson leaps from the edge of the stadium like Gaga, crushing Justin on her landing.

Poseidon adventure fucking terrified me as a kid. To be fair, I was already claustrophobic and afraid of deep water and large boats, so my mom should have known better.

How often do we have to scream into the ether that we don’t want to be sacred, we want to be people?

If I was so beautiful that I had to actively TRY to look bad, I’d probably do it, for the thrill of it. You do you, Blake.

Does he have a single brother? I need one of these.

This one definitely stayed with me last year.

I LIVED. I passed one guy but he had two corgis so I think he’s probably ok.

I bought a bottle of wine on the way home as weapon/comfort.

WHY DID I READ THIS RIGHT BEFORE I HAVE TO WALK HOME ALONE IN MY SAFE-SEEMING HIPSTER NEIGHBORHOOD.

My favorite is waiting for the 148 all togged up for my walk and then DYING because the bus is packed to the gills and soooo hot in all those layers. Winter is fun! Ugh.

At least with birth control, which is available online in my state, this is how it worked for me: I filled out a medical history report and questionnaire, a doctor reviewed remotely and asked me some questions (I don’t know if they always ask questions- I reported aural migraines in my history so they wanted to ask…

Yeah, we’re fembots who wear the same thing up on the North side, but I’ve always felt it’s less about trendy and more about “Kathy next door has these boots and she doesn’t feel like she’s going to lose a toe, I’m just gonna buy the same ones because it’s winter and my soul is dying.”

All I want in life is to be described as a “noted English witch.”

I can’t tell if my gif isn’t there or if it’s just invisible because I languish in the greys, I will simply say “Why don’t you try speaking in words, instead of your dirty damn lies!”

Psycho Louise

As a cubs fan, I agree. We’re paying for the level of joy we felt, because god knows I haven’t gotten close to it since.