It was so familiar and then I realized...

Sorry, I don’t do residential (commercial is a whole different beast) and my firm doesn’t allow me to give outside legal advice, but Illinois is a very renter friendly state- if you qualify, call the CARPLS hotline for advice! Unfortunately, written notice is pretty standard and it seems like you didn’t give it :(…

Yep. I read everything and I’ve had leasing agents/car rental desk people/ someone with a disclaimer get so annoyed when I read them in their entirety. Saying “I’m a lawyer” either shuts them up or makes them antsy- in the latter case, I read even more carefully.

ugggggggh it’s cathartic to hear someone else has these problems. It always crops up when another department has post-closing real estate stuff and gets surprised that I can’t do it in a week because THEY put it into the agreement that I need phase 1s, surveys, title work...

YUP. Real estate lawyer here. I can’t count the amount of times I’ve had to explain to clients that they do actually have to follow their contract.

The mooch would insist on not using a condom for the “sensation” and it would be all your fault if you got pregnant. 0/10 would not bang.

nope! Totally free. The 10 article limit applies if you click through to articles but the digest is free.

NYT Daily brief is definitely the news digest I’d recommend if you’re looking for one still! It’s short and has links to longer articles on each topic.

Another bad show by Sad Turtle and the Degenerates. When will they just stop touring already? No one likes this band.

shhhhhh. It all doesn’t exist if you don’t mention it. Don’t you know we can only achieve peak “I don’t see race” by saying NOTHING about injustices instead of addressing them?

Makes sense for CA but what about Chicago, Austin, etc? Liberal cities in conservative states are the kicker.

Saw them on their last tour as the fulfillment of a lifelong desire to see her live. I was on the edge of tears the whole time. Best concert of my life bar none.

<3 This sentence also made me feel so at home. I love this weird city.

But seriously, who could it even be? It would have to be a dark horse because the loudmouth semi-anti trump repubs talk a lot and do nothing.

Let’s not sleep on Dev Patel either because that whole top image is just magical.

Darn, the boring (and correct) high ground. Still hope they reap the benefits, they seem like classy ladies based on that statement.

It would probably hurt him more if the world just forgot him.

Two Vegan Sistas (another Memphis restaurant) is now advertising with the slogan “proudly black owned and butthole free.” I think I love them :-D

My dearest hope is that if he goes down, he loses enough money that he has to sell it. I don’t want it taken down- I want his name to come down and to know he has to live with it out there, no longer his, because our city bitchslapped his name off of it.

Dear Trump,