Thanks for this. I find myself having panic attacks more and more often waiting for this to be over. You’ve reminded me that slow doesn’t mean not moving.

You know what, much as I hate his weasel face, it would be better than now. Trump and Pence out, Dems take enough power in midterms, two years of gridlock because Ryan is a spineless weasel. It’s sadly among our best case scenarios.

Kristen over at buzzfeed does a lot of features on what she buys and wears. She’s great! Not quite the same column but I do love her.

Have you tried the aerie ones? I’m a large C and they’re the only ones that really work for me. But boooy do I love them. I wouldn’t wear them for any vigorous activity but I feel so free wearing a bralette under a gauzy see-through top in the summer.

WINSTON SPIN OFF. WINSTON SPIN OFF. JUSTICE FOR LAMORNE MORRIS.

I’m a big UK fan and it’s very confusing for people when the answer to “oh, did you go to UK?” is “no, but I’m from Cincinnati.”

A lot of the people who I see opposing it are parents who think “my [upper middle class] kid won’t eat veggies unless I force them, they’ll go hungry if it’s not pizza!” They don’t consider at all the kids who won’t have access to a healthy meal anywhere else.

Yes, but skip over Jess centric episodes. Watch anything Winston focused. Lamorne Morris is the funniest man and they finally let him be a weird wonderful butterfly.

Fawn was SO on point. Love her.

Probably, but very big law firm is also smarter than very big Trump and will want to keep their nose just clean enough.

At least there’s sooooo much material if we ever get enough dems in office to impeach him.

I do sort of love that he clearly thinks a law firm sending it means they back up the truth of it. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL at any law firm putting themselves on the line like that. Has he SEEN the kind of disclaimers we put into the legal opinions we deliver at the closing of transactions? 2 paragraphs of legal opinion, 8…

I think a very large difference, though not the only one, is that Nixon was unhinged but also intelligent and very crafty. Trump is obscenely stupid, especially considering what it likely cost his family to buy all his degrees. It’s not just that he doesn’t think things through, it’s that he’s genuinely not capable of…

Same here. I travel a lot, both in the US and internationally, and I’m a PRO at travelling carry-on only no matter the length of the trip. This is about to seriously fuck my shit up. Travelling without my laptop is not an option.

More clams for the rest of us. Mmmmmm.

I know I’m extrapolating from his puppy dog eyes, but Liam seems nice and I want him to succeed.

Has anyone actually seen Ryan Seacrest sleep? Can we confirm it happens? Because it’s becoming more and more obvious that he just suspends himself briefly in some sort of tiny rejuvenation tank and continues on to his next hosting duty.

Shhh. That’s where I’m going- I don’t want a crowd.

Off topic slightly from that horror picture- all doctors in my area seem to require multiple appointments to get an IUD. My previous (awful) gyno said it was because she needed to “counsel” me to make sure I was informed and had time “to think”. That being said, I dumped her like a bad penny because she kept trying to…

I think it’s some kind of sad “My life is miserable but I’m too boring to get an actual hobby so I’ll pretend I run a business” nonsense. Just drink heavily like the rest of us and stop trying to sell me charm bracelets and supplements, Becky.