My guess would be women who get sucked into MLMs selling weight loss snake oil or tacky leggings, who genuinely think they’re “running a small business” and are entrepreneurs. I know one from high school who is constantly reading and posting about shit like this. Faux “inspirational” reading that she calls personal…

Tapper’s “not here for this shit” face keeps me going.

Kasich is horrible but he’s a wiley mother fucker. He sees the way the wind is blowing and he’s trying to blow with it.

My only hope is that by the time he does something so bad that even the republicans impeach him, Pence will be so heavily implicated that he’ll go down too.

I will not see this because (i) Sharks are awesome and we shouldn’t kill them, (ii) in terms of villains, hammerhead sharks are always eclipsed by great whites and I resent this, as they are my favorites, and (iii) the actual thing we should be afraid of is deep water and my phobia cannot handle looking at it for…

I want that so badly. The book is prime for a really good, tense mockumentary.

South Texas- lots of things that’ll straight up kill you but taste SO good.

Not quite- basically, they’re arguing that the “feeling” of their song is Marvin Gaye-like but the actual notes don’t match. I hate Robin Thicke, but his lawyers are right. Based on the previous ruling for this case, every disco artist should be suing Justin Timberlake, too. It’s really bad precedent that stifles…

I will help Ronan Farrow dress. You know, for society. Not because I want to see him with his suit off.

Go kick some ass! Lawyer Power (rings together, friends).

Sending this to a dear friend of mine. He’s lovely and tries to understand but he’s the least anxious ever and just DOES NOT GET what this thought process looks like. I’ve struggled to explain it, and this does it exactly.

Ugh. When will schools stop trying to find loopholes that allow them to endorse religion and ostracize kids who don’t believe? They can say “there’s no consequences to not participating” until their faces turn blue, but it’s just not true. I used to teach at a school that did a huge annual prayer ceremony for student…

Side note, I somehow ended up on Vin Diesel’s instagram the other day and was really happily surprised by all of the time he spends promoting diversity and gender equality on his page. I don’t know much about him so maybe there are horrors I’m missing but it made me feel all shiny to see “big burly action star loves…

THANK YOU. This really bugged me.

Scrubs lulls me to sleep at night. I’ve seen every episode at least 10 times. I’m bereft.

My fondest childhood memory is walking from our middle school down to the town bakery on main street for a cookie or a donut (yes, I grew up in Pleasantville). During the fall they made pumpkin cake donuts with a freshly made orange (the fruit and the color) icing. Best thing this side of the Mississippi.

Or force feed him non-stop gefilte fish.

Yeah, I think his problem is that you can be a racist antisemitic piece of shit or you can be a sloppy public speaker, but you can’t be both in his job. If you are, the above and his many other horrible slips are what pops out. 

YEP. So many layers of antisemitism here beyond the obvious historical incorrectness.

Let’s not miss the fact that he seems to differentiate the Jewish men, women, and children killed in “holocaust centers” from “innocents” killed by Assad.