When even Gronk is smart enough to retire, it’s hard to hold a grudge against Andrew Luck

It’s cool, I’m pretty sure you can buy a replica in Joe Rickett’s Etsy shop.

I don’t feel bad for the kids at all. They had every possible advantage in life (including parents who were filling to commit crimes on their behalf) and they still couldn’t get accepted to decent colleges? Cry me a river.

MacLean later clarified: “I can’t remember if I cried, when I read about his widowed bride, nothing touched me deep inside, the day Robert Traylor died.”

BIG IF TBH

I could also really use a “sorry I fucked up” button.

It’s pretty obvious what happened.  There was no bear.  It was Bigfoot.

My only slightly sarcastic answer to the no skinning and eating of horses is that the controls are wonky enough that if they enabled it, we’d all be accidentally chowing down on our prized steeds about once an hour.

I played the heck out of this game (3 yrs ago) and then stopped. I can’t believe that it is just now officially being released.

Kotaku is a fantastic employer, I am paid a decent wage, and we are unionized. I will very rarely work 12-14 hour days on a big story, but always by choice, and never for longer than a few days. Outside of special events like E3, I’ve never asked anyone to work overtime or been asked to work overtime. I leave the…

Paul is as much of a charlatan as Trump. And as someone cleverer than I once said, “Libertarianism is astrology for men.” Thank you. 

Dumb people losing money is sad, but yes, of course sane people saw this coming.  

This is not brag worthy. It’s like predicting someone will die eventually.  It was obviously going to happen eventually.

This is dumb and unnecessary. 

Miles has never been on a ship in heavy seas.

Thats good and all, but where does the T-45d power armor factor into this?

My wife and I have an abiding belief that every person on the planet should be made to work at least one year in the service industry, be that retail, food service, customer support, or what have you.

The idea behind this belief is that while having walked a mile in the company shirt won’t stop everyone from shitting…

While you’re taking orders, can you send me a Maxwell Street Polish package from Portillo’s? TIA

A lot of people have weird hangups about food. Cut the man some slacks.

feed her to a bear