The bikes were shit.

Italians

Yep, just ask the morons at HD about that.

You sound like a fun person.

An LSX swap seems much more fun.

But, it is likely the quickest V6 powered Corvette in the world. :)

Lesbians like them because of the acceleration that’s lickety split.

he ruined it

Yes, especially when selling unreliable piece of shit Audis. :)

And we have a winner!

Cue in the remarks about portrait mode instead of landscape in 3, 2, 1....

What the fuck will Uber Black Car drivers pilot around in if they kill it off?

Dear United Airlines,

Great, now I’ll have this tune in my head all day.

NP

Beat me to it

You’re right if that “not as bad” means waaaaay more horrific.

That’s what you get for lying to an honest salesman who was giving you a deal.

An early Land Rover is the correct vehicle for this modification.