Counterpoint: You are, factually, incorrect.

Is there anyone in an entire population of 127 million people with even a minute amount of taste?

Why not both?

Why would you say that Speed is an ex Formula 1 racer when he’s never been in an F1 car? 

They constantly win the Super Trofeo ... all 3 podiums in every race!

It’s already $100k without any upgrades....I shudder to think how much more a cabrio and F version would come out to.

The lack of rear trunk shot saddens me as I’d like to know whether this still has the vestigial tail of its forefathers’ “continental” spare tire bump.

Yeah, if you’re a subscriber of “why buy a Camry when you could get this AMG instead” and be completely clueless that a timing guide replacement costs more than the fucking car.

Did you get a discount for taking it in the brown?

That actually doesn’t suck that much.

European cars get into such a condition because the purchasers read somewhere online “Why buy a used Accord, when you can get this AMG instead.”

Do you even parallel park, bro?

They ruin everything, even hate symbols.

I’d double check that warranty. I can understand a clutch not being covered if it’s burned, but a gearbox should ABSOLUTELY be covered.

Were you the guy screaming at the McDonald’s counter lady this morning?

Why not both?

Nor as good, unfortunately.

Cars like this are akin to jamming forks in light sockets, sticking your hand in a tank full of piranhas, and having unprotected sex with strangers from Craigslist.

Fuck them for their stupid “grand coupe” moniker.