Because V10 and death.

As someone trying to navigate the online dating thing after a few failed relationships, I’d rather just let some bot do the work and tell me who to go on a date with and where.

Because I haven’t had a Double Shot yet this morning and my brain is addled, what am I supposed to be seeing here (or not seeing)?

Or, perhaps, they can do whatever the fuck they want with their car and their money.

Keeping the keys to a trade-in is extremely stupid and child like.

You’re wrong and have zero idea what you’re talking about.

There is NO such thing as volume discount when it comes to invoice.

It will, no doubt, also be aired by every network in the nation.

WTF does subscription mean?

both cars are covered in carbon fiber because the general rule in this life is to “carbon fiber all the things.”

Your comment makes me sad and depressed. 😢

I remember reading this “Cadillac on a diet” article in Hot Rod Magazine as a kid and it’s been stuck in my head ever since.

So, in other words, he has a trust fund?

That’s Ferrari 360 money...CP

Not true:

I’d wager that they’re going to go after him next for operating a dealership without a license.

Not a fan of the aftermarket-looking Fiero air snout.

I’d wager that it was a camera of some sort.

You summed it all up PERFECTLY!