Since no one else is posting anything within this guy’s parameters except for price, I nominate this $22k Ferrari WITH 3 PEDALS AND A GATED SHIFTER.

Jag engines really are broken, however.

$0 down?

That guy is probably the most smug, self-absorbed douche bag that I’ve ever met.

Yes.

Coffee...all over my keyboard.

We (and I mean EVERY outfit in the business, not just my place of employment) charge $172 in Illinois.

Are we good with a sack of potatoes and a union job?

Hindsight is 2020!

uhmmmm, have you seen what Tremec 6 speeds are going for?

That’s a really nice Fiberfab GT!

and it never lifted

I remember seeing that on the HAMB years ago!

you win today

Yes, but with help from the Russians (with whom no one from his camp ever met or talked to during the election).

That car will never be allowed back into the US.

Star-ed purely because of your name.

The McLaren Kiwi bird. 

It’s actually the most exquisite 2004 Jaguar coupe ever made.

When is Tesla going to wrap a carbon tubbed hyper car body around its hardware and destroy everything ever made?