I want a Splatoon voice filter that only lets people talk in squid language

Baby shit’s generally a little darker. And more bitter. Being a parent is horrible sometimes.

So its basically as useless as it was before... Wellp thank god there is Pokevision.com!

I’ll tell them what. I’ll stop using the API scanners as soon as they fix the fucking 3-step bug. How about that?

but didn’t he look like this?

pretty sure this is the donald...

Investors are confused!

I prefer “lolno”

I was going to say this, but you beat me to it. So, here’s this:

And here’s your soundtrack!

Tomorrow’s headline - earthquakes across US as herds of obese Americans mobilize.

You are seriously underestimating what black people feel afraid of.

No, that’s fine. Let’s just remix and rearrange the first two Kingdom Hearts songs 2,000 more times.

I'm having a stroke, right? I am in a KFC right now, had one of their heart attack specials, and this story is the result of the stroke I am having, right?

“I’m glad they removed as much AWKWARD Japanese-culture shit as possible as I’m not in the mood to decipher some of those obscure Japanese elements that make people say WTF.”

The game is still Japanese as hell man.. why would you even play this game if you didn’t enjoy Japanese culture? Its still full voiced in…