Lol of course Beto was the bassist. That means he'll be a good politician who just wants everyone to get along and will stop fights and provide a strong foundation for everybody to be at their best.

You know, 99% of the time when someone says there’s a good reason a character should be white, it’s always something completely racist or low-key racist but irrelevant.

But man, that’s a pretty good take.

Elba is too old to play Bond now anyway, and his acting style is too similar to Criag’s too. Part of the point of Bond’s recasting is so that each new actor will bring a different style of acting to the character. We’ve done angsty grim, time to move onto something more upbeat. Why not an Anglo-Indian actor. The UK’s…

If your dog can't afford to tip he should eat at home.

“Why can’t my dog sit just outside the restaurant patio?”

Beat me to it. I know sometimes people get desperate, but you do not want to work for a company with that name unless it’s a gay strip club.

I keep telling you guys, KConway is like tan mom + the cryptkeeper.

The following is easy for me to say, since I’m not on the ground challenging these protesters in person. But I’ll say it anyway.

If you think words like ambiguously and invalidating are “big words” then I think we can all figure out why this subject is making you so upset.

That child is clearly at an age where their personality still has a long ways to go in developing. Giving them a clear reason why theft is unacceptable can definitely help guide them on the right path between “taking what isn’t mine is wrong” and “it’s okay as long as I don’t get caught.”

Who’s raging? I think posting a video of someone who robs from you is absolutely in-bounds. You’re the one who seems upset by it.

oh god, everything about this woman was made by someone else: Face, tits, ass, image, reputation.

All she did - literally all she did - was sign a licensing royalty contract with Colourpop for a tube of lip gloss, after getting surgery to enhance her lips, and imply the kits were responsible. That’s it!She signed her name to the makeup they already produced. That’s the extent of her involvement.

I would but I’m trans so I’d just be a liability in getting it actually made.

Anybody want to help me write a script for Lysette, where she can play Jarlet Scohanssen? A well meaning actress who helps her friend, a homophobic shite bigot called Richael Mappaport, come to terms with his chronic Dolzeal Syndrome?

That was a more patient and thoughtful response than his question deserved. 

Colonize someone else’s land, use minorities for personal gains then tell them to fuck off or make it unsettling for all except the whites... all in the name of “preserving one’s own country”.

White anxiety over identity is so real and toxic. These people are actually doing all this shit and enacting all this policy because they’re afraid of America becoming a less white nation... in the future... when they’ll all be fucking dead. Despite the fact that we need immigration to keep our working adult populatio…

Oh, they must mean cases like Melania illegally working here.

I wouldn’t limit to age, but more powerful, sportier car should require a special driving license. It doesn’t make sense that the same license that is valid to a Toyota Yaris is valid to a Ferrari 488 or a Porsche Turbo S.