Get that away from here. Far far away.

I was gonna say this.

I once bought an Audi. I feel your pain.

I once bought a Volkswagen. Everything broke.

Well done, Sir!

I think it’s actually uglier than the Veyron. The Veyron wasn’t pretty by any generally accepted meaning of the word, but the Chiron looks like a Dr. Seuss car. I mean this is like what an elementary school kid would imagine a billionaire would drive, but it’s way too wacky and tacky, in a bad way. I have a feeling it…

How do you even lock your keys in your car anymore? I can’t open my doors unless they’re unlocked and I can’t lock them from the outside without the uh, keys?

“because you locked your keys inside.”

thanks volvo.. so if your phone is stolen.. your car is also stolen!!

IDK why so many damn people care, honestly though, who died? When people ask me about my GTI and what I think, I tell them I could give two shits, I have zero cats on my car as I’m allergic to cats (it’s a joke) and I could care less. Also, they’re paying more than the company that killed people (GM) and tried…

It is when you’re shopping for a supercar.

But for a flipper, what to expect of

I wrote this:

I’m sure we can all agree chasing a little pussy is a noble goal...........

Turning from the wrong lane, against the light? Going into oncoming traffic, and intentionally blocking it? I’m not saying she’s at fault, but it would be understandable if someone ran her over. She deserves to be financially ruined for life.