Remember that Russian guy who went into space before Alan Shepherd? Well no one in America does.

Or better yet, watch the 15 minute Comedy Central take on the whole thing starring Family Ties’s Tina Yothers as Harding. It’s gotta be on YouTube somewhere.

“Did you guys hear that?”

Topher would have made a better Peter Parker/Spider-Man than Maguire. Maguire was fine as Parker but he never nailed the Spider-Man sarcasm.

Unfortunately, that’s just a myth, and since this movie deals with aliens, demigods and heavily armored bat people they wanted to make sure they kept everything plausible.

There is a pretty good argument to be made that Luke didn’t actually blow up the Death Star in that it shows up again two movies later.

He does offer to make Jesus waffles at one point (I’m assuming).

Man, I just came here to chew tobacco and bowl... and I just swallowed my tobacco.

If that’s what you’re into. Who are we to judge?

I’ve got the last three episodes of Orville on my DVR waiting to be watched, but I’m completely up to date on Ghosted. That should tell you where my vote goes.

To the internets!

Or just looked it up on Wikipedia which has a summary of the entire novel.

The biggest twist was the scenes where Odin died and Hela destroyed Mjonir but only because these scenes clearly took place in a city in the previews but were moved to Norway for the final film. And instead of going to Norway, or some place similar, to re-film the scenes, they just (poorly) replaced the background…

It’s okay! Channing is one of our most morally upright superstars!

Goobers are actually extremely coherent. It’s a peanut covered in chocolate. That’s as coherent as the universe gets.

I assume Blair’s head would have popped off and sprouted some legs in order to fly the ship.

I personally love a White Martian as long as the bartender doesn’t go crazy with the Kahlua.

David Cross is proving to be shockingly inept at responding to this situation..

Everything should just be sent straight to Batman. Why do we even bother with the police?

Only if it wanted some screen time.