Imagine if you started to suck at your job. And instead of people feeling sorry for you, they fat-shamed you and complained that you didn’t want to talk about how much you sucked. Now imagine those people are New York City reporters. Now imagine if spiders could fly. Now imagine that your whole house was covered in…

wrong spot, looks the same on google maps

Half the people who live there are in the Witness Protection Program, the other half can’t sell their houses...

Given the shit-sandwich that is our current presidential race, I’d gladly hand things over to a moistened bint what lobbed a scimitar at me.

UA ≠ Russia

It is an Ukrainian by the way. Not a small difference these days...