Thank you for reminding me this website’s target audience is half my age. 

Having respect for transgender people and also believing Kaitlin Jenner may be a phony are not mutually exclusive points of view.

Hate to agree with Trump, but when is the last time the U.S. won a medal in the Women’s 20km race walk?

I will cosign and add that I also hate when people refer to two people who are seeing each other and presumably fucking as “lovers.” When people say “made love” and “lovers” this is how it sounds every time:

What, and not eat pizza? What kind of monster are you!?

It’s rude to tell me how to eat my pizza.

Fuck it, I don’t want a mouth full of grease/oil. That’s why I blot that bad boy, not because I want to delude myself into beleiving I’m some how saving myself calories.

When I’m eating delivered pizza, as a I take a slice I flip it over and touch it to the cardboard then flip it again to cheese side up and put it on my plate.