I’ve only watched the three episodes of the Morning Show that they put up, and while I was surprised at all the profanity they let through (after the “Expensive NBC” rumor), it really is just a bland, unremarkable show that wants to have it both ways politically.

If anyone is curious about what being a total idiot will get you, including choosing the “dumb” option as your final choice, check youtube for the “ice cream” ending.

Now THAT’S hilarious. I turned down basically all flaws except “Permanent Concussion,” but I did sorta accidentally roll an idiot savant character. I could hack damn near anything, lie and persuade almost anyone, and...always had the “dumb” option in my dialog, which will net you some funny, condescending responses,…

I will say that, on my first playthrough, I used the quick-save system to back out of some dubious choices. Standing in the middle of a town full of armed guards, then choosing to shoot their leader goes about as well as you’d think, and puts the quests into the “botched” category.

Yeah, total dick. I felt justified in that one, but when I went to turn in the quest to the Vicar, HE started shooting me, and I knew I’d fucked up if the priest was packing heat.

I didn’t even know you could recruit him as a companion, but that’s because I chose to shoot the Edgewater leader guy in the face after diverting power to the other guys. Let me tell you, they don’t appreciate it when you straight up murder their leader. Just trying to get out of that joint, I had to shoot the sheriff…

Can we finally let him fade into the same obscurity and “I wonder what happened to him” as MC Hammer, or Mace? Remember Mace?

I wonder if I’ve ever actually laughed at this show. Maybe during the first season. Maybe in season two? I know I’ve watched all of it up to this point, and I do like it, but I don’t know that I’ve ever really found it funny. The pun marathons they go on are cute sometimes, but I was basically over them after a few…

I’m sure getting dunked on like that might sting for a minute, but once it goes viral...well, you got a stew goin’. By which I mean, you get to be known as the creator of said meme, I guess, and link to your Soundcloud?

I’m glad the dissonance between the supposed source material and this adaptation were acknowledged. I somehow doubt there was a crowd of loyal fans of the graphic novel to disappoint, so short of following through on an option, I don’t see why this couldn’t have been called literally anything else.

So if they had access to the door, uhh...couldn’t they have broken the window? The windshield? The rear window? Seems like someone could have taken the back of an axe or something to some glass to get air into the cabin.

Nope, merchandising literally everything is how Lucas made his money, so I fully expect Disney to follow in his footsteps.

TLJ has that whole sequence of saving the horse things that made me go, “oh yeah, this is basically a kids movie. Maybe I’m too old for this shit.”

My pessimism about their liberal recycling habits (people are comparing designs in the trailer to yet more old concept art from the OT) is outweighed by pessimism about their merchandising habits. Rey will have a new lightsaber of some kind, because it’ll mimic RotJ, and also because they need a new toy to sell.

I mean, you are aware that this is a thread for the sequel to the Last Jedi, right? It’s not like anyone is crashing a Rebels review with their unhinged rant about ruining Luke or something.

Meeeh. Gotta agree, this has felt pretty lackluster in terms of hype, but I’m also not super optimistic about where this is going. I went along with TFA because it was fun, and it was obviously setting things up, but man...TLJ really didn’t do anything for me, besides generating conversations with multiple people…

Back in my childrenhood (I mean like teenager), I could jump a 6ft fence while running, but this had more to do with the neighborhood I grew up in than anything.

I’m originally from Tulsa, and my guess is to make sure it’s actively acknowledged by the city and community, because they most definitely don’t like to to talk about it. The Oklahoma City Bombing has a big memorial, and moment of silence in schools. Meanwhile, this massacre gets a mention in Oklahoma history class,…

Has anyone actually read or looked up the comic? Because from first glance, I find it hard to believe this adaptation has anything to do with the comic.

If they make it that far into the timeline, absolutely. They have a ton of stuff from the MSV magazines, and basically any and all offshoot suits like Madrock.