Funny story: a photo of me gets a solid 2 seconds of centered screen time in the pilot episode. 

Dairy would suck, but I have zero issues with it. I was drinking straight up whole milk the other day, and it’s business as usual there. 

I mean, besides not eating red meat? Not that I know of. I’ve been told you can go to an allergist and get tested for the level of alpha gal. Otherwise, I just have to be real suspect of any shared grill situations. The funny thing is, I can eat any of Taco Bell’s non-beef offerings, and haven’t run into a single…

I’ve lived in California for the past five years, and somehow managed to contract this allergy. The odd thing is that I didn’t find a tick on me anywhere. I know what a tick feels like from camping as a kid, and I still sorta do a tick check out of habit. Could have been a little baby tick or something, but still!

Starred in hopes of you remembering this post when a trailer or synopsis comes out.

The twist will be something like it’s post-apocalyptic. But you definitely didn’t hear that from me.

It’s legally not a flamethrower, and therefore not a firearm or weapon. It’s classified as a propane torch.

It’s legally not a flamethrower, and therefore not a firearm or weapon. It’s classified as a propane torch.

As one of the current owners of the not-a-flamethrower, here’s my experience so far:

It’s probably for the best that George Michael and Maeby’s stories are the most entertaining. I could see them really picking up the slack as main focuses, with the rest of the family not showing up as much.

I can never tell if Tim is actually begging us for help in escaping his oppressors. I always get a real “they feed me fish heads and force me to speak into the camera” feeling from watching videos with him in them.

I was honestly surprised at how much I liked Humanz, so this pleases me.

Boy, you’re just blasting right through these. I watched the first three here on the FYC DVD Netflix sent out, and I’m just sayin’, I wouldn’t have led with only those. I thought it really started to pick up in 3, but everything after has been much better.

They were allowed to screen in the non-competitive section of the festival. The ban was essentially that they weren’t eligible for those prestigious awards that all the indie movies flaunt whenever they’re actually released.

I’ll give you Cerie and maybe Pete, but Toofer was funny, goddammit. When he was used, he was the great counter-balance to Tracy.

A+ burn. Netflix continues to scrape the bottom of the barrel for barely passable content.

In far more relevant news, the Razzies have no such rules.

Cold take: The Get Schwifty episode is one of the worst of the series and barely passable as music. Fight me.

I dunno, guys. Netflix didn’t delay that Punisher show, and for good (business) reason. If you’re waiting for a window of time when there hasn’t been a mass shooting within the last couple of weeks, hoo boy. May I suggest consulting a soothsayer? You’ll have better luck with them than with those clowns in Congress.…

Actually, the diminishing returns started when they decided that Pam and Cyril should be out in the field, removing one of the better aspects of the show. The office shenanigans were more than half the fun for me.