I want to say something shallow, stupid, and sarcastic that I’m sure I would think was funny and that will probably include the word “Millennial” but no. This is just sad and tragic.

If course something weird from Cardiff because Torchwood.

Most Jalopnik readers are probably too young to remember when President Reagan was called “the Teflon President,” because no matter what happened, no blame ever stuck to him. President Trump (I vacillate between thinking of him as our Tweeter-in-Chief and our Draft Dodger-in Chief) and his supporters seem to go even…

1st-2d-3d Gear (Oh Shit!!)

This Emporor has no clothes. Give us 3.4 we’ll give you a car you car race the N24 with and then legally drive on the street. We’ll even give you some change back.

Fuck cancer.

Is this the most British solution ever?

And negatory on the cost of this mo-chine there, Red Ryder.
You might say I went right up to the factory and picked it up, it’s cheaper that way.

Went to Jazz Fest 3x in the late ‘90s and early ‘00s and each was a fantastically good time, with the best music and food I’ve ever experienced.

If you are in the mood for snowballs, and I mean the good shaved ice kind, not that junk that is mini cubes. I head to

Go to Morning Call at City Park. Beignets are just as good and it’s way cleaner and less crowded. Plus you can walk around afterwards without someone telling you, “I bet you $10 I know where you got them shoes.”

Streetcar: have your money ready so people can get on and off quickly (there are a lot of stops) if you don’t have exact change ($1.25) the ticket machine will give you change back on a reusable pass. I usually put in a $5 bill and use it for the week.

New Orleans is not part of the the South. New Orleans is actually part of the North....the North Caribbean. Once you understand that, the culture, the people, the food, and the history will all make more sense and you will enjoy the city much much more.

Oh look, its that guy.

I give you the Margaret Hunt Hill Bridge in Dallas, one of the strangest bridges in the whole country I think.

Dear MRS. LEE KRISTEN,

It’s OK. I understand. I don’t want it either.

I DON’T WANT YOUR COMPANY OKAY

Fancy Kristen,