Whenever those VW vanogan things come up at whatever ridiculous prices they go for, this is the vehicle I always present as an alternative.

Holden and Ford Australia always fascinated me. In name they were these giant auto makers. But they were basically subsidiaries of a larger company.

I'm gonna go right ahead and assume you missed irony and sarcasm class.

Ehh some people are old school. They like the tactical feel of the ax. It’s like vinyl vs mp3s.

Yeah but those engines are like $2-300 at pull apart yards, and there’s millions of them. If course they are in the yards because the vehicles fall apart around them.

Well there are Monica Lewinsky cankles, and there are Paula Abdul cankles.

Never had a duster either. Did however have a few Omnis. Probably because they are shorter. (Inner self realization and shame forming at same time) 

Now everyone just calm down about him carrying an axe in his trunk. I mean maybe he did intend on doing this, but was putting it off because he knew he was lost, but not that lost.

The convertible definitely deserves it’s day in the sun. Surrounded by a group of structural engineers (maybe a few just fired from GM) welding sledgehammers and a grudge against the bean counters.

And it's about god damned time. I mean it's not like GM ever had a problem with shoddy engineering or anything. The products are always top notch 

I’ve always wondered why I have a “thing” for short curvy women in workout clothes. Then I remember I’m 49. I came of age when women wore leg warmers as casual wear. That duster commerical gives me “feelings”

After working in China in the plastics industry, I'll be honest. I'm surprised they are sitting in a lot somewhere, and not buried under a new housing development, or dumped in the ocean. 

Are you, are you saying that multinational corporations are maybe not moral in their business practices?

Did the by chance also have a proposed strike crushed by their government??

I'm not sure how physically big California licenses are, but is it really that inconvenient to carry one. I mean it's like you need to change it or anything. 

Hey there. Are you saying that's the main reason for this? 

There are. Tiny as they are, but they are there.

If you can wait till the end of a few warranties to have those 33" tires and fancy smancy dampers. Save yourself about 10k and just get a trail boss.

People think it's bad when a window gets broken and it starts to rain. Imagine wedging your home onto a sandbar on the Mississippi. 

That's my specialty right there. Odd automation system integration.