I was an auto mechanic for years. These shit boxes would come in with all the Chrysler problems. And all the Maserati pretentiousness. 

An angry hug that involves crotch slaming?

I’ve written this about this car before.

I’m not going to lie. When i first saw the picture while browsing I though this was another young white woman doing black face.

Unless someone is starting a Sterling museum this is about..... No unless someone is starting a Sterling museum this car is kinda useless. It's interesting and all but.

As an automation engineer without an engineering degree (or really any degree) I can tell you I work with people like Elon. They are egotistical braying jackasses. But they are smart enough to shut up and listen when someone that knows more than them is talking. This is an example. I did interview there and can tell…

On a personal level I could give two shits about the ethics of leather. They are animals. They are a food source. If we eat the contents of the fleshy wrapper; and throw the wrapper away because of some misguided idea of morality. That’s just wasteful. I personally don’t like leather seats. But I also haven’t own a…

(me making old man sighing and disapproval noises) I understand how looking back at some point in history, and thinking; wow! that looks cool. I wish I could have been part of that. But Harlequin paint jobs, as well as wearing your paints backwards. Teased hair. Giant white plastic belts. White New Balances. Jerry…

Ehhhhh. Again. Putting yourself in harms way (either driving near a crowd of protestors. Or surrounding a giant metal thing, much stronger than a human body) is kinda stupid. 

Well let’s see. Cops and cop cars are flammable. I don’t think I would have sat still in the car waiting to see if any of these jackass’s wanted to see if that was true. A group of people attack a cop. A group of cops attack a person. I don’t really see a difference. Both are wrong and both have consequences. The cop…

Hmmm. That is interesting.

I actually did try to get a full sized sedan class included when I used to rally back in the mid 90s. My motivation was all the GM FWD cars (the V6 Buicks and Oldsmobile’s) you could get for $100-500. I should have shown some ambition and just started my own series. 

I want this, or something like this very bad. If it had the engine from a SRT4 or was about 2 grand cheaper; I might actually try to find this.

I owned a series of Saabs over the years. I never thought my guys were too hot (or cold) until I owned those cars.

I like it. But I have to ask why? You are adding way to much weight to a very small vehicle. The drivetrain. The brakes. The chassis. Just aren’t made for this. 

Of all the horrors the British Empire has piled onto and into the African continent. Leaving a Lancia Beta has to be up at the very top of the list. I expect a public apology from the Queen. 

Not that long ago you published a story about Saturn. I got into a “discussion” with a former master tech from Saturn. Being a former mechanic myself that at one time worked for Saturn. I had...Opinions about Saturn. My opinions leaned on the side of Saturn being an ill conceiver, poorly run half finished abortion.…

Well if ever a demographic fit a description better; I’ve never heard it.

Because what else are you going to drive to the laundromat/ vape store/ pawn shop; to throw down on that fools be creeping on your second baby mama? 

I never “learned” I just sorta knew. But my first time I was 14. I drove a bunch of my drunk friends home from a party. The first vehicle was an early or mid 70's F250 lifted high enough to fit 44" Mud Boggers. I don’t remember the engine size (352, 400, 460, something in the big block family) But I do remember it had…