I don't mean to immediately jump into conclusions and make false accusations. But since Promise was facing threats after exposing a corrupt scheme, is the evidence conclusive on this being a suicide attempt? Did he leave a note or recording stating his intent?

How many felt table surfaces has this guy ruined in his lifetime trying these trick shots?

Uh... Vin Diesel posted it on his own Facebook page...

Damn... They're in the forbidden city which kind of makes it out of place but I feel like there's still a Chairman Meow joke somewhere... Where exactly is the 10 cent question.

Also acceptable: a little badass.

I want those shocks for my 4x4, damn!

"Subsidized by the government" - Actually, US Government funding for the Olympic team is $0.

I kind of disagree. This looks equally shitty to the first three, but with dinosaurs. Dinosaurs do, scientifically, make everything better.

I mean, it's shit. But let's do the math:
Marc Walberg > Shia Lebeuff
Dinosaurs > No Dinosaurs
therefor Shit + Marc Walberg + Dinosaurs > Shit + Shia Lebeuff.

It's science.

What do you mean "tried"?

Preferably a Hilux and then they could have tried to start it up afterwards.

I'm figuring it was fairly inert when they put in the bucket to drive it across the beach. Otherwise they wouldn't have had cops walking 30ft in front of it. That was a hell of a shot, though. They should have put an old Toyota on top of the pile to see how far they could launch it out to sea.

Yes. They're both repulsive to look at. They sit on the same end of the ugly scale. I dislike them for that common reason. But according to you, I can only criticize the Veneno out of jealousy, because I can't afford one. Well, I can't afford an Aztek either. So, am I just jelly of all those lucky Aztek owners, or do…