...eyes clock, you still have time to make that junk food ;)

*Eyes pancake maker suspiciously* What a piece of junkfood!

I am calling for a vote right now that Kinja immediately makes this its own separate title (like Jalopnik, Gizmodo, Jezebel, etc.).

I know this is horrible to point out and probably politically incorrect racist and stupid, even though it is factual dumb shit I actually think

I’ll give you the biggest reason. Warranty. I owned a Xbox one elite controller and love it but then it broke. 4 months after buying it and Microsoft said that all their accessories have a 3 month warranty which blew my mind considering the fact that I spent all that money. Razer on the other hand has an amazing track…

That’s not true. There have been times in earth’s history when the climate has changed much more rapidly than recent events. About 25 climate shifts, called Dansgaard-Oeschger cycles, have been identified in the ice core records. These cycles occurred about 11,500 years ago and averaged annual temperatures on the…

You mean less waterfront footage. The higher the water, the less land there is.

Hey- nuclear war could be great too! Just think- We no longer need lights at night because everything will be glowing!

This so much! Global warming isn’t something to be afraid of, it’s the rate of change that’s the problem. The Earth has been warmer in the past but never this rapidly. The ecosystem has never had to deal with things going this quickly before.

The oceans becoming acidified and killing many coral and fish species is still a problem.

A real Rolls-Royce owner doesn’t drive their own Rolls-Royce. They get driven in it.

*coughs*

Toyota be like

I’d rather sit in leather-lined Scandinavian comfort than listen to those with prejudiced statements fail to support their unsolicited opinions.

Maybe it wasn’t Thor hearing those words and thereby losing his ability to wield Mjolnir, but Mjolnir itself hearing the words and thinking to itself, “Heeeeeyyyy...”

Don’t forget the last pair of fun vehicles, the flippin’ Ramp Car and the Phantom Wedge.

NOooO! Venom SpaceKnight is cured of the insanity that previously plagued it, let it be! :(

Vaguely related story: Glasgow City in Scotland had major problems with people fighting in the drinking district. No shock there. So they changed the lights to a orange hue. Fighting dropped off dramatically. Why? You ask?? Simply, in orange light it is very difficult to judge distance. Thus punchy drunks were less…