The Hobbit and Lord of the Rings are two movies I know for a fact I could not make better than Jackson did. In fact, I know I'd do worse. I'm not touching them.

If you promise to redo every superhero movie, with the original costumes, powers, and plotlines...you have my vote.

And that’s how I know I could do better. I have a really good idea for a compelling Transformers tale, but it requires doing away with the whole Cybertron mythos. And as a fan, I’m not sure I can do that without sending myself a death threat. Though there might be a way to have both...

I kind of disagree. This looks equally shitty to the first three, but with dinosaurs. Dinosaurs do, scientifically, make everything better.

I mean, it's shit. But let's do the math:
Marc Walberg > Shia Lebeuff
Dinosaurs > No Dinosaurs
therefor Shit + Marc Walberg + Dinosaurs > Shit + Shia Lebeuff.

It's science.

Honestly, I loved the first for the most part, and enjoyed the third. The second, meh. But I agree - its a movie based on a cartoon based on a toy - what did anyone expect? I wish it was more true to my memories of childhood, sure, but other then that, I got the action I hoped for.

I feed off arrogance.
Your goals please me.

I don’t understand why these movies get such a bad rap. These are movies starring a bunch of giant alien robots beating the shit out of each other, not Hamlet.

I think we should not only end the notion that ANYONE who goes to counseling is in some way abnormal or broken. Indeed, I'd say that maybe if MORE people went to counseling, the world might be a better place.

More therapy, less lawyers and politicians, thanks.

What do you mean "tried"?

Preferably a Hilux and then they could have tried to start it up afterwards.

I'm figuring it was fairly inert when they put in the bucket to drive it across the beach. Otherwise they wouldn't have had cops walking 30ft in front of it. That was a hell of a shot, though. They should have put an old Toyota on top of the pile to see how far they could launch it out to sea.

You'd rather be dead than partially blind but able to read and take the bus?

Yes. They're both repulsive to look at. They sit on the same end of the ugly scale. I dislike them for that common reason. But according to you, I can only criticize the Veneno out of jealousy, because I can't afford one. Well, I can't afford an Aztek either. So, am I just jelly of all those lucky Aztek owners, or do…