Most days, Kinja is the lite version of this.

Leaked footage of the new design found.

I dunno. I’ve always gotten my orders quickly from Amazon until a few weeks ago, which I’m also relatively sure is because of increased shopping due to the holidays.

5 percent is kind of high, I guess. How many orders have you placed in three years? I would expect one or two to have an issue here or there. I’m sure…

Gotta watch out for those engine pretzels.

How about the principle of parking correctly and not getting tickets in the first place?

“We who are about to die salute you”

Where does Tran figure into this list, please?

Robby is ranked way too low. He’s just a good dude.

So here’s my tiny pleasure: Every morning I pour myself a cup of hot cocoa powder, add in a splash of milk (or any other similar liquid, dairy or non), and I don’t stir it. I get to watch the beautiful clumpy, grainy pattern swim through my cocoa, and don’t need to worry about how many days in a row I’ve used that…

WHAT’S NEW PUSSYCAT?

Obviously it’s because Rockstar North are a bunch of misogynistic assholes. Not because women are just now getting into those fields that have been dominated by males for decades. Take it easy, Francis.

Probably because they on average don’t have the qualifications required for the high paying jobs.

Spyro one supremacy. One of the best platformers ever made (i have it up there with Banjo)

Meth. Not even once.

It’s ok, but not a fan of the realism settings. Its more fun when you have the Gates/Walton/Zuckerberg starter pack.  

As the titular character of Samer 2, I can guarantee that it is the dankest gane around.

She hasn’t gotten to Pizza yet. Next week the instructor says.

She french fries the entire way down. I watched three times just to be sure. Doesn’t pizza even once. This woman should be on a stamp.

I have two kids and I think this plate is hilarious. I suppose that makes me a terrible person and an unfit father.