Totally have the title screen music as my ringtone.

Chan Ho-duken!

Trollolo sad. Journalmans mention give no. Trollolo demand edit make.

I remember watching this with my friend Bo. The movement he was getting on some of his pitches that day is something I’ll never understand. As a former pitcher, and a decent one at that, I honestly don’t see how this isn’t considered the greatest game ever pitched.

Fucking A.

Take out Kucherov.

I loved this when it was called “Jackass.”

Most dudes go home and beat off after pretty much any encounter with a female. I've been flying half-mast all day since the drive-thru lady asked if I wanted a receipt.

I BET YOU COULDN'T BOY

I freely admit I have zero photoshop skills, but you get the idea:

Fix it, Sanchez!

Saw them in 2000 on their first tour back with Bruce Dickinson and Adrian Smith in support of Brave New World. I was a huge fan in middle/high school, and I never thought I'd get to see them with the classic lineup (Paul Di'Anno/Clive Burr conversation notwithstanding), and it was amazing, even though there were only…

They need to tour more than just the major metro areas in the US.