If you look very carefully, you can pinpoint the second my soul split in half.

I think most of us can agree that was the most bonkers, 53-minute inning we have ever seen.

THIS IS SO. GOD. DAMN. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

[Redacted] because I’m dumb.

Yeah once you get past the bad controls, bad gameplay, bad visuals, and lame voice acting it actually has a decent conversation system and good writing.

Let’s just drop this full album here.

So good. Rim Elm was good too.

Legend of Legaia.

Redacted, because I’m going on vacation.

Is the Deadspin bathroom at the new office still the one people use to take shits in?

1) Warlords is over.

WE’VE AWOKEN THE HIIIIIIIVE.

You’d remember full well if you completed this quest what happens at the bar.

Me: (Control + f. “black pearl.”)

First off, it wasn’t a real quote. Second off the black box is actually orange. He was making a joke.

Not to mention it was against an Astros team that won 102 games that year.

I still say this holds that crown. Might be partially biased since I’m a Cubs fan, but whatever.

I may have passed a kidney stone this morning and enjoyed that than what I have just heard is in this movie.

Look. Movie was bad. However it did bring up some good one-liners to drop on people in VOIP.

Been wanting to collect records for a long time. Finally got a record player. First albums I bought?