Why you should vote for Maddux: Because the rest of the BBWAA probably thinks that Deadspin is going to turn in a joke ballot and they'll all vote for Maddux. After that, they'll see Maddux and it will crush their petty hearts to find out that they did in fact vote someone in unanimously.

So you're basically telling us not to eat pie in January.

People if you will not have Rocket Frog then you must have this. THERE MUST BE ONE OR BOTH, BUT THEY BOTH CANNOT BE ABSENT.

Nooooooooo!

Team Gary Thorne chiming in to let Curt know that you shouldn't make a game where you'll break even at four million copies sold.

It's pretty useful to some people because, you know, too much heat can ruin a system.

Such a beautiful blasting of an organization who has done everything in its power to deserve it.

Great entry. I happen to think that the futuristic and obviously somber tone of the song go better when you actually speak to Vigil, though. You're hearing this tune about a hyper-advanced group of people only to find out they were just like you in discovering everything and that you could be just like them as you…

Damn good entry. You can't really have that sports feeling without the feeling you had when you'd watch NBA on NBC in the 90's or the preview of every NFL game explaining the copyright. It's disconcerting, and downright shitty, to load up a game and hear a random band's song playing. It just doesn't feel right.

Game Name: Bastion

Finally! I remember it took me damn near a full real-time MLB season to get into the final qualifiers in at AAA Iowa. When I finally DID get into the Majors in The Show '11, The Show '12 was already out.

48) Frozen fudge chunks

They change the physics engine every year enough to the point where it's a different feeling game. Play a game like '08 and compare it to 25 and you'll see how different the game is.

WITH THE LASSO.

Well one day I was walking home from class and some women spotted me walking. They made some remarks about how good-looking I am. So I walked on over to their bench and I lifted it up with them still on it. It must have been less than 300 pounds total, but I was able to manage it and do a few curls.

Ooooh man I still remember that. It was just after ROLLTIDE had beat the Longhorns in the championship. Suddenly every contrarian in Texas was sporting a 'Bama shirt and screaming roll tide. NCAA '05 was the last time I played an NCAA game, but I know from playing with fellow classmates that people love the fake field…

This was amazing. Excellent work, my man.

I haven't seen a Career Ender since 2011, but I'm gonna, uh, search for it now.

Mmmmm that's a bit false. You'll see a fake tweet from Skip Bayless about it.