If you could have a one-on-one matchup against any defenseman in history, who would it be?

Quest: Stop ?? Return Man from running it back. Must. Stop.

RIP.

Here's Bruce singing another pre-Bruce song and forgetting a verse!

So let's get a Maiden thread going?

This might be the worst set of management for a video game I've ever seen.

I took my dad to a Blackhawks game up in Dallas a couple years ago for Father's Day. He'd been pretty happy to see them win the cup in 2010 since he had last, and only, seen it in '61 and I decided to pick him up some tickets the following season. So we went and I had no idea how many people in Dallas would actually…

Pretty sure that Ray Guy was the most clutch punter ever.

Aggies fans are the Dolphins fans of college football.

How is that a flayed man for House Bolton?

GREGGGGGGG MADDOXXXXXXX.

Songs for the Deaf would have been a much better album (it's already great) had the goofy radio DJ's been removed from the albums.

I wish I was as cool as Notch is because he's super cool.

It's a paranoid "what if."

Man I just read through your past comments. You are quite the asshole.

You're paranoid. I'd show you the documents proving that, but...

Nice try.

At least his name wasn't placed as "New Superstar."

Cool.

That guy below me hit the nail on the head with you. If you could look through my comments (I know this is hard to do now with the new system), you'd notice everything I said about my former employer. Plus, for all we know, the guy could've been new and going over what he learned. You don't know the worker and he…