He also had never played a sixteen game season 'til this season.

Index finger != to the importance of a thumb. If you can't hold the ball from the bottom, you can't throw it.

QBR is the new ESPN stat. It's bad. Passer Rating is not.

Maybe so, but at least he doesn't try to stomp on people or punch them in the back of the heads.

Yeah, dude. It's totally not hard to throw a football with a broken thumb and spreading ligament damage in your hand at all.

Yo, bro. Lay off. Your team has been in backwater for 15 straight years. You are just going in and "laying bro waste" to a team that lost all of it's key starters last year. Con-fucking-grats on being another one-and-done.

I like how you're trying to pass yourself off as a stat nerd, but then go on to list QBR.

I'm talking about Craig Steltz picking off a pass intended for Calvin Johnson again. Also. I have sympathy for the Lions, despite a majority of them being thugs being lead by the whiniest of children ever (Stafford).

Sucks to hear about all that shit, yo. Your last line sums it up about right.

See that building over there? You can climb it.

" 'E's lucky that one wasn't picked awph."

That was incredible despite being laced with Half-Life references.

GOD SHUT UP, FRANK. YOU CAN'T PRE-JINX THIS SHIT.

Only awareness of your surroundings will beat that.

I think the best commentary has been in the NHL games as of late.

Gabe Newell could probably shoot a two and a half hour video of a mayonnaise jar and the internet would hail it as a revolution of mankind.

Oh yeah. Awesome. Like that one QTE fight where you can't lose. Or that one time when the super yeti picks you up, and you waste all of your ammo trying to kill him. Then the devs realized that you can't kill it with just one clip, so you just magically have unlimited ammo despite it saying 0/0 on the reader? Oh yeah.…

Completely agree with you on this one, Doc. I don't play games to experience a film-like atmosphere, I play games to play a game. When you half ass gameplay/story with suspenseful cutscenes and nice visuals, you're not making a good game.

Maybe it'll be Simms's intro from Inside the NFL.

It was so bad.