I saw that cleavage at the top and immediately knew it was The Bard's Tale. Oh man that game is fun. Probably one of, if not, the funniest games I've played in my life.

Martz and Hanie are my complimentary toilet seats for today.

I'm taking a drink every time the word "brother" is mentioned.

Your insinuations that a fighting game needs to have a story to be enthralling is awful.

Well fucking said, my man. Play what you enjoy.

So...Activision selling a successful (both commercially and critically) series that makes insane amounts of money as opposed to other companies who have not is a reason to hate them? A war game that has soldiers kill OTHER soldiers?

Errrrr. Not with that awful haircut on the actor. Seriously that has to be the worst thing I've seen in so long.

Well 26.5 million people do. This comment is now long enough to reply to.

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That was what I was going to reply with.

I remember watching the World Cup and seeing a single pod that had all of their teams tie with no way of breaking that tie. Pretty awful.

It's just incredibly clear that you're spouting a bunch of stuff you read from some blog somewhere because you hate the sport and it gives you "more" of a reason to hate it.

I think you need to learn the definition of "mentally retarded" before you go spouting it. Also to assume that all players have that happen to them is an incredibly ignorant statement to make. There are many players who played in a much more brutal age of football who have lived for quite some time and are still…

Good thing there are a ton of smart people who actually play in the NFL.

You think Dukakis is going to chime in here and praise you for having a pun handle? It's been routinely documented that Dukakis loves this guy and even styles some of his own posts after JFM.

Oh yeah. Watching games that routinely end in ties without shootouts is SUPER fun. Then watching a league where menchildren run around and have fucking giant parades with a bad lightshow for themselves down in Miami is also great. I love watching people talk trash and then lose in stunning fashion.

The roid rage that virtual Bill Romanowski would go through after seeing the President would require too many polygons to animate.

Oh shit. People from Second Life and Juggalos on the same list? Burn that fucker before it releases the demons into the world!!!

Bullshit. You replied to it seriously so that on the off-chance that it was serious, you could berate people in here for thinking it was a joke, when in reality it was serious. Your double agent post doesn't work.

I wonder if Alan Wake II: Electric Boogaloo will end with the same Fringe-esque cliffhanger that its predecessor did.