FUCKIN' TOLLLLLLLLLLLLD!

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HEY SHUTUP! My internet dropped during the show around four times. I WOULD'VE BEATEN YOU.

YJGFT!

Also: I only play unranked games. My DNF is 100% because my internet broke the game three times.

Sad thing is we both combined for 44 yards on rushing, which is more than the Broncos had last week.

Your return is like the second coming of Easy Mac.

Quentin Jammer got on the New Jersey turnpike when he went up for contain.

NO.

I don't think I can amass those kinds of....MY IPODS.

If only I had the money...

Better book than it is a film.

Game doesn't have to be unique to be a fun experience.

Eating fried rice. D:

We just need the fourth for our team! I'm thinkin' Santa. It HAS GOT TO BE Santa.

Guardian next! Right?

Grammar Nazis and people with OCD are flippin' shit about that apostrophe right now.

Wasn't this the opening scene to "Cloverfield?"

Nice job, clay. I liked it.