Damn, Troy. You should spend more time learning how to wrap people up rather than film those shampoo commercials.

That looked like a giant turd coming out of the pile there.

These Damninoes commercials are should be subtitled "Candick Camera."

I don't even think Tony Danza's foot could kick it that far.

"I'd've made the same kind of pass in that situation."

I predict a flag for block in the back here.

@Trot Nixons Hat: NFL just hired Joey Crawford to watch the Ravens sideline.

"He got inside Flozell Adams."

The Falcons-Packers game has been postponed due to all the penalties.

@Phintastic: Lightweight.

I think the refs are running out of flags. Waiting for them to throw the Terrible Towels soon.

New drinking game: Everytime a Steelers player does something dirty, take a shot.

@Jobu81: Big Benita?

File that under the "Ryan Clark attempts another dirty hit" category.

@Always Winning:

@Beastdozer: It's because he popped his groin week three against Dallas in 2007. Then he sucked.

I don't think I'd like to see the effigies of Ben Roethlisberger in Baltimore then.

@dtptampa: Commentary makes it more legendary.

On came Owen Schmitt. Running with the day.

In other news. I predict that Ben Roethlisberger throws a lucky TD today and whispers something into Terrell Suggs's ear.