@Michael Dukakis: Look up.

GodDAMNIT. I just posted in the other article.

That's my reaction as to when I first saw this headline.

The provided video is my favorite scene.

@poornose: "Holy shit! Someone is taking up sixteen seconds of my life!"

Redacted because I thought this was the speakup box.

This game is pretty amazing.

@Black Knight Rebel: What you keep failing to understand is that it's the exact same thing with other consoles.

Mintycrys is about to stage a hunger strike in front of Razer until they release this controller.

With all these 360 murders going on, I'm now waiting for the Viking Longboat Ceremony.

@Black Knight Rebel: So. Killzone doesn't fall under this mix? Modern Warfare 2 isn't the best selling 360 and PS3 game of all time. Killzone 3 isn't based on this? Uncharted doesn't use this explosions and gunplay formula with lots of cussing to draw people in?

@Dieter: The FOAAAAM.

@Black Knight Rebel: If this is a multiplatform game, how is the 360 represented by it?

@That-Other-Guy-Over-There: I need someone to cover my shift tomorrow. You can have ethose.

@Ash Paulsen: I enjoy my job as well.

Well.

Redacted.

@geiko: Dolphins suck.

I just successfully cracked both of my elbows and all of my toes at once to make some really loud bass go throughout my room.

If you are really quiet, you can hear neckbeards around the world cheering.