Lets be honest, these are terrible cars

Welp. that is the first public safety film I’ve seen with full-frontal nudity.

This is one Slantnose design that I quite liked

The best answer - Ford Explorer Eddie Bauer - has already been mentioned multiple times.

Get into autocross as early as possible. Learning vehicle recovery, quick reflexes and calm thinking in hectic environments does wonders for your ability to avoid the chaos that is driving in public.

White Whale Car?

We’ve got:

Finally, someone gets it. There has been a tragic lack of off the wall wild cards of late.

your mom’s car (this goes for anyone reading this comment)

I’m going with this classic Nissan ad from 1996 I believe:

Fine, I’ll be that guy:

I see one odd one-night stand between a Ferrari and Firebird, and raise you an odd one-night stand between a Ferrari and a Wagoneer! Although, technically it’s a two-off, as the engine was later moved from a ‘69 Wagoneer to a ‘77 Wagoneer (the second one retained the stock body work).

Thank you, I was wondering what the hell the rest of the car looked like.

Why do I see the new Nissan Z in the last image?

Well, I guess it’s unfortunate that he won’t see any jail time, but frankly as someone who’s seen multiple family members succumb to dementia, I don’t feel like he’s gotten off scot free or anything.

Tesla.  You will never convince me that those cars are luxury.  Panel gaps I can see through, horrible interiors, “leather” that is just nasty, seats that suck, etc etc etc.