Dude, I don’t even jaywalk. But even if I had, there is a country mile in between “going a bit over the speed limit” and “almost causing a head-on collision for no appreciable reason”. You do recognize that, don’t you?

Nah, fuck off. The dipshit here in this story is the person who attempted to operate a piece of heavy equipment for a day and a half without sleep.

How about you keep the stories of your capricious youth to yourself then? Makes you look less of a retard if you’re not speaking of them like you’re proud of your idiotic decisions to try and kill people because you were too dumb to pull over and take a nap.

Maybe not drive for 36 hours endangering others on the road? Dumbass.

Going for it from the 2 when you are down 2 scores was wrong. When I saw it live I thought that Eli thought that too and let the clock run out to force McAdoo’s hand.

They thought they were adding to the offense by getting Brandon Marshall, but he’s been in the league ten years and he’s never been on a team that has made it to the playoffs. He’s played on bad teams (*cough* Jets *cough*) but at some point you have to wonder it’s it him playing on bad teams (choosing to go to those…

I’m half-convinced Manning took the delay of game penalty on purpose so they’d be forced to kick the field goal. There was no good reason to go for it at that point. Take the points, get within a score, hope not to have more drops than catches the rest of the way.

Amen.

I love the sorrow of Giants fans. Two super bowl championships in this millenia, both won against arguably the greatest franchise run any of us will ever see in the NFL, fresh off an 11-5 season which saw the playoffs with their brand spaking new head coach (something that almost NEVER happens), and have had a…

Jesus. So all this time he was really kicking his wife?

Can’t really blame Marshall for that drop. I too would be surprised if an Eli pass came to me chest high and hit me in the hands.

Get fucked McAdoo. How about you stop calling draw plays on 3rd and 6.

You need to read Jezebel more to understand why someone wouldn’t immediately get that.

Might need to get some forensic investigating going too...

It was a joke

Wait, you’re trying to blame the husband? WTF?

You know, you can make jokes about it but I’m just steaming mad about the whole situation. No ifs ands or butts about it, someone just needs to sit this woman down and have a talk. No 2 ways about it if you assk me.

Yeah, a pretty crappy excuse, if you ask me.

you’re really bending over backwards for some excuses.

The only person with crappier runs in Colorado this past weekend was Ezekiel Elliott.