Quit your day job!

A few things:

We got them right where we want them!

Yeah when my friends and I in Tampa talk about free agency, they now pray that we don’t make any moves so we can get comp picks.  Which is sad, but makes sense.

NFL games suck because there are too many drunk a-holes trying to fight every 5 seconds. Then again I’m from Tampa and any event can lead to that outcome, it’s just hotter in Tampa in the Fall/Winter making it more annoying than other states.

I thought MLS got rid of the no owner policy as well?  I think that’s why Tampa lost their team, they couldn’t find an owner fast enough

This is where all the college money goes

That’s almost my years salary as a teacher, can I get that?

Sorry to be that guy, but what’s the tl;dr version?

Can they switch to these helmets soon???

I’m not a huge fan of long term politicians and people who have a high net worth telling me they are one of the people.

At that rate, he could buy the Islanders!

Every thinks its so easy to pay players, but not every school is a top tier team making millions a year.  So until they find a way to separate the top teams, Title IX says you have to do everything equally at state funded schools.

I watch the Orlando games on TV because I live in Tampa, but I can see why you wouldn’t want to watch if you weren’t a local.  It’s too close to the end of the real football season, they should have waited a month or two.

Jim Irsay might have a lawyer you can use...

My wife and I just had our first child a month ago on the 18th and it truly is amazing the good and bad about this generation’s options.

Is it just me or have we heard that email of the week story before?  I feel like everything else was new, but I knew the ending before I got half way done.  

Bring back the bow ties, they made watching your rants easier on the eyes!

Man this guy needs a girlfriend or something

This kind of reminds me of people getting mad at the Simpsons over the Apu thing. It’s similar but different, but Matt wrote the show 30 years ago to reflect small town America. Springfield was never intended to be cosmopolitan New York or LA, so he wrote about what he saw and then people with power said I don’t get…