I was there! It was really something.

It’s really interesting that Michelle is more than paying back the favor that Bill did for Barack in 2012 at the Convention. Sometimes you need a wingwoman/man

Oh Megyn Kelly, how I simultaneously despise and cheer for you

Did he really do that? What the fucking fuck.

didn’t Perez get famous by poorly doodling jizz and coke on celebrity pictures, particularly women? Not terribly upset at the prospect of Angelina suing him. He sounds particularly man-babyish in that message.

As a white dude whose dad was a rich asshole in the 80s, I think I can clear this up. Trump wanted to say he moved on her aggressively, vigorously, with aplomb. His vocabulary is limited on a good day, even more limited when talking with Billy Bush, and more limited still when playing a dominance game wherein he is…

All Howard Dean had to do was scream weirdly. Oh, what innocent times we lived in then.

Sigh...! If only! I would love that so much.

God. Forget Hillary, if any other male candidate did even one of the things Trump has been RECORDED DOING, his career would be over and he would be divorced and probably lose custody of his kids.

Suppose Orange Buffoon brings up Bill Clinton’s escapades on Sunday (assuming he shows up, I’d put money he doesn’t). I wish Mrs. Clinton would respond something like this:
“Look you vile idiot, I’m running for office, not Bill. If you’ve got an attack, you direct it to something on my record. And here you are with…

Like, how was there ever a first straw??? THERE SHOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN ANY STRAWS.

I see plenty of people in FB or twitter announcing “this was the last straw!” And I’m just like fuckers the last straw was 5 FUCKING YEARS AGO

He really is the most unfuckable presidential candidate. If someone told me they’d shoot a puppy unless I made out with the gangrenous blob of orange pus, there’d be a dead puppy. And I really love puppies.

Hah, it’s funny you think that’s even a possibility...

Wouldn’t be wild if it turns out Tiffany is the source of the leak?*

I swear, if this is not what actively destroys Trump’s candidacy, the whole system needs to be purged.

It pisses me off that NOW people are coming out of the woodwork to say Trump is despicable. He has a proven track record as a misogynist. He’s made disgusting comments previously. But oh, this? This cannot stand! Gtfo, GOP.

Oh fuck you NBC, you’re the ones who foisted him on us in the first place, giving him legitimacy even when he was pulling his birther nonsense. You know they must have unaired footage of him in the Apprentice board room saying offensive things about women, where is that? The contestants said it happened and there’s…

I was thinking more by the scruff of the neck, like a kitten.